'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Your cock deserves a montage
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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