I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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