I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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