ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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