I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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