More tranny stories later!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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