I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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