If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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