I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Floor bacon is actually really good
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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