You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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