you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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