I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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