im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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