Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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