i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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