We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The air was thick with penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize