he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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