I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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