Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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