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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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(208): View more from Idaho

the day after is always just damage control

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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(256): View more from Alabama

she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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(970): View more from Colorado

He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!

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(817): View more from Texas

Hey do you remember me?

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You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.

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