Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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