He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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