Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm both gender and math confused
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