i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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