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• (253): View more from Washington

  Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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  I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.

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• (631): View more from New York

  But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃

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• (323): View more from California

  Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.

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