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(214): View more from Texas

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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(224): View more from Illinois

My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.

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(210): View more from Texas

Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight

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(519): View more from Ontario

He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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(512): View more from Texas

We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth

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(478): View more from Georgia

We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.

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