Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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