you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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