you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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