We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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