i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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