Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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