You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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