man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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