he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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