she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
