I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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