i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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