i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is your mom at the bar?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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