put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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