people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
