Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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