Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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