Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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