You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
