the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
