all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm just crazy horny about you
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Terrible idea I love it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
