all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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