the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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