found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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