My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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