I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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