So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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