Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
