I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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