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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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